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SMART STAGE SAYINGS.

Here are a few selected postcards: Heard at Empire, Southport. Nelson Hardy, Ventriloquist : Doll : “What does a billiard ball do when it stops ?’’ Hardy : “Why, that’s senseless ; it stops, doesn’t it?’’ Doll : “No, you silly ; it looks round.”

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Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 22, Issue 90, 21 November 1911, Page 2

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SMART STAGE SAYINGS. Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 22, Issue 90, 21 November 1911, Page 2

SMART STAGE SAYINGS. Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 22, Issue 90, 21 November 1911, Page 2