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Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 21, Issue 89, 2 December 1910, Page 7

Jaokson : “ Heaven bless him ! He showed confidence in me when the clouds were dark and threatening.” Wilson : “In what way ?” Jackson : He lent me an umbrella.” The Widow : “1 want a man to do odd Jobs about the house, run errands, one that never answers back, and Is always ready to do my bidding. 1 ’ Applicant ; “ You're looking for a husband, ma’am.” “ Augustus, dear,” said she, tenderly pushing him 'from her, as the moonlight Hooded the bay window where they were standing, “I think you had better try some other hair producer—your moustache taste* like turpentine.’’