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A bright young Kaffir, just for fun, Sneezed down the barrel of a gun ; And just to see how things would go, He pressed the trigger with his toe. A basketful of his remains Was gathered from adjacent plains; And now his tribe, you may be sure, When they have colds use Woods’ mint Cure.

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Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 20, Issue 70, 3 September 1909, Page 4

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Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 20, Issue 70, 3 September 1909, Page 4

Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 20, Issue 70, 3 September 1909, Page 4