HE DIDN’T RACE.

Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 18, Issue 44, 31 May 1907, Page 7

HE DIDN’T RACE.

Something like consternation swept the village when it became known that a crack cyclist from a neighbouring town proposed to compete for the valuable trophy which the new M.P. had presented for the “Open Cycling Event.’’

“I don’t son.why I shouldn't go in for it," the crack remarked to a friend. “It’s a nice cup and I can win it easily.’’

But the friend had been soundinglocal opinion. “Of course you can win it,’’ he said; “that will be child’s play. But unless you can win it without putting on your best speed, take my advice, don’t win at all.” “But why not ?”

“Well, old man, from what I hear, you’re likely to want all your best speed to clear out of the village after you win. See ?” The crack pondered the hint in silence, and the sports came off without his assistance.