NOT A PUZZLE COMPETITION.

Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 8, Issue 13, 12 February 1907, Page 7

NOT A PUZZLE COMPETITION.

I heard this conversa!ion in a ci(y drapery establishment the other day: "Saylil !” exclaimed the girl at the handkerchief counter. “WolHinatler wow ?” asked the girl at the ribbon counter. “ Aint choogcttin mi fleet ?”- “Wojjaskin thatfur ?” “Yooralookinkina thin.” “Ainlnuther !" “Yartoo. Botteriicksher back hair Scummin down." ‘‘QuitcherchalTin and mine joroan biz.” Fut she fixed her bach hair. ‘‘Saylil ! . Cevvergitcher/orshun told ?” ‘‘Yeli—wunsei-twice. Ever gic-i boors ?” ‘‘Yoh. Ootole juh " “Erdkitsmith sayinso. Cuntroe?' s “Notchott.” "Sayjen. Juno Kittenbille keep* incumpny ?"’ "Awka. mod \ ” ‘‘Strno »ima stannineer.'S •'] lowjeerit ?”■ "Jiallrighl.' Yooleeraboutit It sooniKT. Sayjen, canchooketch on—” 1 "Say there, you girls !” interrupted the shopwalker, who happened along at this moment. .‘-'Go back to your customers !”