COFFINS AND DOCTORS.

Patea Mail, Volume VI, Issue 521, 18 May 1880, Page 2

COFFINS AND DOCTORS.

Another communication lias readied us from that “ innocent abroad,” the travelling coffin-maker, who guarantees to make any corpse look sweet, however ugly in life. The coffin genius says : Send mo Word what sort of a man your Principal Doctor is if he his a Social Sole that takes is Liquor regular, shout for him fell him I Intend to make a Big Noise when I come If he is a Can tan kcrous Old Cuss, tell him I fight at Ten Slcne Six, I shall Give his relations one of my two Handled Coffins. Palmerston now Boasts of a Newspaper its well Edited But the way its printed is a caution to snakes Its occasionally as if a Spider got into the Ink Bottle and then travelled round white paper, the Editor is a man after my own art accasionally Gives way to the flowing Bole a social sole well Liked in the district. Angelina as just let Theopulus fall out of the wan so I must continue in our next as Sarah Ann thats the wife of my Bussom looks anything hut smooth. JINGLING JOHNSON. * , Missing Doctor.— Search is still being made for William Campbell, who was reported to be missing from Carterton on the 7th instant, and who was last seen on Saturday week. Cardinal Nkwman, of the Birmingham Oratory, has had a rib broken in an accidental fall. His great age (over 80) pro--91 pdes any hope that the broken bone can heal, but he can now sit and read or write with comfort.