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A composer, we learn, often writes a son <4 in three hours and thinks |3 nothing of it. Other people often I m think the same. ■ The House of I>ords, it is pointed m out Has a large membership. To say nothing of an extensive waiting • list! A famous dentist carves his name ■I on his dentures for identification h purposes. His aim is to have his name in everybody’s mouth. ■ “It seems to me that I shall have to report that your husband died H from unknown causes,” announced m the coroner. And the wife exclaimed: “Yes, I don’t know yet why I poi sone< I hi m. ’ *

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Pahiatua Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 13169, 30 January 1936, Page 2

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Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Pahiatua Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 13169, 30 January 1936, Page 2

Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Pahiatua Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 13169, 30 January 1936, Page 2