Current Humour
“How do you find your “Awful! I shall not be able to get them on until 1 have worn them two or three times.” —Passing Show, London.
“Your wife has a voice like velvet, Brown.” “Gracious! Don't let her hear—-she'll want a dress to match it.” —Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield.
Alotorist: “Constable, my car has been stolen from here.” Con: “You are lucky, sir. I was just going to arrest you for parking too long in the one place.” —Passing Show. London.
“Did the rum you bought your old woman cure her cold?” “It didn't have a chance to. I developed one meself on the way ’omc.” —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
“Lumme. Em, you ain't arf puttin’ on weight.” —Passing Show, London.
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Otago Witness, Issue 4048, 13 October 1931, Page 33
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122Current Humour Otago Witness, Issue 4048, 13 October 1931, Page 33
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