INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR.
“ You broke your stick over the head of this man. What have you to say?* “ I had no intentions of breaking th« stick.”
—Buen Humor, Madrid,
Doctor: “I do not like the look of your wife.” Husband: “Neither do I.” —Buen Humor, Madrid.
“ I have lost the best-looking secretary I ever had.” “How?” “ She caught me kissing my wife.” - —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
“ Minna, there's six weeks’ dust on the sideboard.” “ I can’t help it, ma’am, I’ve onlj been here a month.” —Lustige Kolner Zeitung, Cologne.
“As far as the eye can reach, nothing, but distorted nature.”
—Nebelspalter, Zurich.
“ Doctor, why do you always ask your patients what they had for lunch. Is it to enable you to fix their diet? ” “ No. Their bill.”
—Lustlgo Sachse, Leipzig.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3995, 7 October 1930, Page 63
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