INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR.
” aie 7 ° U gettin " on «<*r» . Oh, fairly well, but it has been so died t ” and 10nely since my dear —Everybody's Weekly, London.
“Terrible links, these, caddy—ten rible! ” ’ M
“ Links, sir? We’ve been off them thi» last half hour.” . •
—Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield.
“ When I .have had a liqueur X am another man. Another liqueur for the other man, please.”
—Hummel, Hamburg.
“.I am quite pleased with your work and so in future —” “ Thank you, sir.” “ —in future I will not call you ‘ idiot*' before the others.”
—Moustique, Charleroi.
ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR OF TO-MORROW. “ There now, Adolar, you have fore gotten your parachute again.” -—Hummel, Hamburg.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3993, 23 September 1930, Page 5
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