INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
“ I will not buy a vacuum cleaner, h^ l t I will tell you where to dispose of “Where?” “ Open a shop in the Sahara.” —Wahre Jakob, Berlin,
“ I have said ‘ Good Health ’ to you six times, and you have taken no notice. Must I get drunk in the middle of the day just to teach you manners?” —Meggend'orfer Blsetter, Munich.
Man in Pond: “ I have just bet a man that he would not swim across this pond.” “ What man ? The one who is running away with your car ? ” —Buen Humor, Madrid.
“ To-day Mary said that she thought of me whatever she was doing.” “ That is ~ obvious. She has spoiled five balls, hit the caddy, and I have six bruises on my shins.” “x-—Der Gemutliche Sachse, Leipzig.
“ Anna,, your dresses get shorter every day.” / “ So do my wages, ma’am.” —Lustige Kolner Zeitung, (Cologno.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3889, 25 September 1928, Page 11
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145INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3889, 25 September 1928, Page 11
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