INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
“ You rascal, if you fell and killed yourself, what would you say then ? ■ —Le Moustique, Charleroi.
SERENADING THE DEAF COOK. —Meggendorfer Blaetter, Munich.
“ I have waited a long time for my beef steak, waiter.” “ Perhaps it would be as well to crack a whip at it, it would understand that best.” —Gemutliche Sachse, Leipzig.
“ Excuse me, miss, but may I ask Where you are going, as I have to go there, too.” —Gemutliche Sachse, Leipzig.
What! You want leave for your Silver wedding? I will not grjmt it, or you will want leave every 25 years.” «. • —Fliegende Blaetter, Munich.
“Now, sonny, just look after my things while I bathe.” “And if you are drowned may I keep the lot?” - >iiiliae Kolner Zeltung, Cologne.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3886, 4 September 1928, Page 10
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125INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3886, 4 September 1928, Page 10
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