INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
“ I am so pleased to see you so that I can repay the 20 francs I owe you.’’ “ Yes. I had forgotten that you owed mj 20 francs.” “I am a fool to remind you, but I was not certain that you had "forgotten.” — Monstique, Charlerui.
*' Doctor, is it true that women live longer than men ? ” ” Yes—especially widows! ” —Pete Mele, Paris. /
‘‘ Mby does the baby cry so ? ” <> ®® cal ] sc it has been vaccinated.” \\ as it vaccinated with a gramophone needle? ” r —Sondags-nUse-Strix, Stockholm.
*' lou look more beautiful every time I see you, Fifina.” *' Pocholo has just told me that! ” Pah, Pocholo always talks nonMBse! ” —Buen Humor, Madrid.
“We are foster brothers. We grew fip together—shoulder to shoulder!” —Moastiqne. Charleroi.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3870, 15 May 1928, Page 8
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121INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3870, 15 May 1928, Page 8
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