INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
I IN THE HOTEL. “ You can’t get me to eat that meat. Bring ..the manager.” "But lie won’t eat it, either.’’ —Pages Gales, Yverdon.
“My wife does not know what she wants.” Lucky man—mine does! ” —Pele Mele, Paris. A• '* .
“Far and wide no work—what a glorious land! ” —Simplicissinius, Munich.
“ We swore when we married that we vould suffer together, and so now my wife has the toothache, and she is playing the piano so that she shall not suffer alone. —Pele, Mele, Paris.
“Is that a good hunting dog?” all depends on how hungry he —Sondagsnißse-Strix, Stockholm.
Prisoner: “Good-bye, bishop. , Excuse for not coming to the door with —Pels Jlele, Paris.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3869, 8 May 1928, Page 72
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