INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR

Otago Witness, Issue 3864, 3 April 1928, Page 75

INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR

ou can t do all the housework alone xou need a maid, Agatha.” . “ Yes, with bobbed ‘.air and silk stoekL.gs. 1 can teach her how to keep house aad tbendown heaven and see 1 ci man ie<l to you and using my things.” —Nagels Lustige Welt. Berlin.

The judge said, ‘lf you surrender promptly to your bail, it will be in your favour.’ ” J “ And shall you do so ? ” “Certainly. I stole his watch so that 1 could be punctual.” —Lustige Kolner Zeitung, Cologne.

“We have found a cheat in the club.” “ Have you expelled him ? ” “Not yet. We haven’t learned his trick yet.” —Die Muskete, Vienna.

“ Call again any time you like. I am always at home.” “Surely you go out sometimes.” “Go out? I am paying thirty shillings a week for this house, and I mean to get value for it.” •“Everybody’s Weekly, London;

“Why this sad air? Have you lost anything?” ' “ On the contrary.” “How on the contrary?” “I have just had triplets!” •-I‘elu Mele, I'arU.