INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
“ Yes. I always spioke a pipe frlgarettes make me look effeminate.” —Goblin, Toronto.
“ One moment. Postman. lam the occupier of No. 15, Mr Maier. Have you anything for me? ” —Meggendorfer Blaetter, Munich.
“ Did your late husband suffer long? ” “ Yes. From the first day I knew liim ’ ” —Burn Humor, Madrid.
“ I wonder if we have left anything? ” “We shall see in the newspapers tomorrow ’ ” —Tele Mele, Paris.
“ The police always come too late. If they had been here twenty minutes earlier T should have been 500 marks in pocket?” —Per Brummer, Berlin.
** Waiter, there is a fly in.the soup.” “Well, after all, a 11? can’t drink Brach.” —Jugend, Munich.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3862, 20 March 1928, Page 86
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