INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
“But haven’t you any friend wno could give guarantees for you?” No, I have no friends. Jam a landlord I” —Burn Humor,
“ Say. Olaf, can yon hear me through this wall ? ” “ Yes. And in places I can see you through it.” —Vikingen, Oslo.
“ At last I can live happily away from the dangers of the city! ” -Pfle Stele, Paris.
“ If a man wants me for a wife ho must be an athlete and be able to run as fast as Nurmi I ” “ If a woman wants me for a luishand she will have to be able to run faster than Nurmi 1 ’’ —l.usti"e Biac-tter, Beilin.
“Do yo 1: know Mr Petterson, Doctor?” “Yes, be is one of my patients.” “Ab, lie ig a. wideawake man, isn’t he ? ” “Yes. He suffers from insomnia!” —-Vikingen,
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Otago Witness, Issue 3861, 13 March 1928, Page 15
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135INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3861, 13 March 1928, Page 15
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