INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
Bob told me I was the eighth wondeSof the world.” “What did you say?” I told him not to let me catch hirrt with the other seven.” —Everybody’s Weekly, London. *
Talkative Barber: “Would you mind closing your mouth?” Customer: “No. Would you?” —Buen Humor Madrid.
Young Lawyer: “Is your father in & mood to listen to my request for your* hand ? ”
“ No. He has just lost a lawsuit, and feels annoyed with lavzyers. He may take his revenge on you.”
—Der Brummer, Berlin.
: “ What did he reply when yi u asked for the hand of his daughter? ” “He said I had relieved him cf a great load! ”
—Pele Mele, Paris
“ Fred, is your sight normal? ” “Yes, viiy?” “ Every time you said you were looking at the stage through the opera glasses they were directed towards the box where Jolanthe Villingen wks.” —-Der Erummer, Berlin,
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Otago Witness, Issue 3854, 24 January 1928, Page 67
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