INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
“I doii t know any woman who can keep a secret!” “ Aly wife can ! We have boon married for 20 years, and 1 have never yet been able to find out why she wants so much money I’’ —Tele Mele, Varis.
“ What? Everybody knows that yon are 40, and yet you say that you are only 34 ?” “ What do you want? There is a general reduction of 15 per cent. I” —ll 420, Florence.
“ The man wo have just been speaking to is unmarried?” • “How did you know that?” “ Didn’t you hear him say: ’How adorable women are’?” —Journal Amusant. Paris.
“ But, madam, 1 us keep calm. Don’ let us get upset.” —Journal Amusant, Paris.
- “ Oh, dear, will you give me my mirror? I put it in your inside wnistccat pocket.” —UoTfbarbicr, Berlin.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3831, 16 August 1927, Page 79
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135INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3831, 16 August 1927, Page 79
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