INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
“ You see, Ernest, how well I hide my ego.-’ " It's a pity you can't hide your face Slso.” —Journal Amusant, Paris.
F" A CHANGE OF MIND. The banking firm of Wunderlich and Company was on the verge of bankruptcy. “ I want my money back,” said the 50-year-old spinster, Eroica. “ Arc you of age?” asked Wunderlich fcently. “ Oh, I'il leave my money in,” smiled Eroica. —Lachon Links, Berlin.
'■ Why are you standing here with slippers and a tall hat?” “ I have an appointment, and these are <lic marks of recognition!” -—Nagels Lustige WcH, Berlin.
“ You said that if I put a piece of wedding cake under my pillow I should see my future, husband?” " Yes.” " Well. I dreamed of a battalion on parade!” — Kasper, Stockholm.
** Yon seem to be very fond of speakJng with your eyes, Mr Gnmzler?” “ Y-y-yes—th ; then 1-I—d-d-d-don’t fctutter so.” —■Jugc-ncl, Munich.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3829, 2 August 1927, Page 24
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146INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3829, 2 August 1927, Page 24
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