INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
‘‘Do you keep on your sweater when you swim?” ‘‘Yes, otherwise in this weather I might easily catch a cold.” —Journal Amusant, Paris.
Host’: “This is a new edition of Shakespeare I” Guest: “Good heavens ! Is that fellow Still writing?” —Passing Show, London.
Monkey: “How did you manage to get out?” —Prie Mole, Paris.
“Hi I Wipe your feet!” “Can’t stop. I'm in a hurry. But I promise to wipe them when I come down again.” —Pele Mele, Paris.
Short-sighted Old Gent:. “Don’t you dare to throw that snowball at me, young Kau, or I shall inform the police!” —Passing Show, London.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3808, 8 March 1927, Page 76
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104INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3808, 8 March 1927, Page 76
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