INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
He: “Many hearts were broken when I married.” She: “How many women did you marry?” —Everybody’s Weekly, London.
“How is it that every tihic I enter here find you doing nothing?” “Because you enter so quietly!” —Bucn Humor, Madrid.
“Why do you like to go hunting at the Durast's place? There is very little game there !” “Yes—but an awful lot of hunters!” —Huy Blas, Paris.
“Well, my dear, would you like a doll for your birthday?” “Yes, but it must be shingled!” —Pasquino, Turin.
“I say, you are. not still engaged to that Smith girl, are you?” “No, I'm not!” “Lucky for you. How on ear tn lid you get out of it?” “I married her!” —Passing Show, London.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3808, 8 March 1927, Page 68
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121INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3808, 8 March 1927, Page 68
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