HONESTY. “I shall bring a gentleman with me. You will charge him £lo for the drive. Afterwards I will come to you, and we can honestly divide it!” —P’st, Constantinople.
Son: “Father, why are kings allowed to come to the throne at fourteeen, and not allowed to marry until eighteen?” Father: “It shows that it is easier to govern a kingdom than a'woman.” —Pele Mele, Paris.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3774, 13 July 1926, Page 8
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66HONESTY. “I shall bring a gentleman with me. You will charge him £l0 for the drive. Afterwards I will come to you, and we can honestly divide it!” —P’st, Constantinople. Son: “Father, why are kings allowed to come to the throne at fourteeen, and not allowed to marry until eighteen?” Father: “It shows that it is easier to govern a kingdom than a'woman.” —Pele Mele, Paris. Otago Witness, Issue 3774, 13 July 1926, Page 8
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