BRITISH HUMOUR
•‘lt’s not bad, but it’s not like me!” “I know. I didn’t want to offend ►ou.” —Everybody's Weekly, London.
American: “Whai arc you playing in Sow ?” Actor: “Hamlet! ” American: “Gosh! You fellows are t-eliiud the times! We liad that in New York five years ago!” —Passing Show, London.
Paterfamilias (with three daughters and their respective su'tors in possession of most of the house): “Hang it all, this is getting serious—Tin developing a permanent cough!” • -Passing Show, London.
Borgia: “I am entertaining about 40 friends to dinner to-morrow.” Master of Revels: “Then I shall have to order more poison. We only have enough for 25 people.” —Passing Show, London.
The eeed that really did come up like fto picture on the packet. —Pawing Show, 7«onrton.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3773, 6 July 1926, Page 10
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126BRITISH HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3773, 6 July 1926, Page 10
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