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Otago Witness, Issue 3757, 16 March 1926, Page 82

sw? 5i V “Who's been missing his Kruschen?” Grandpa : Out you get, young m-ii! Jim: Wazzermarrer? Grandpa : You ought to have been up and about half aa hour ago. Jim: Wazzertime? Gi’andpa: Gone half-past eight, jou unspeakable young slacker! Jims Well, train’s lost beyond rcca!!. Ring ’em at the office and ay I’m ill. Sleepy sickness—and all that sort cf thing. Grandpa : Do you think I don’t knovr w' at your complaint is? Too many late and hectic rights—that’s about it. You modern young men can’t stand the racket. Jim As a matter of fact, I’ve gone quietiy to bed at eleven every night this week. But just lately I’ve found it difficult to wr.ke up. I haven’t even been ible to sit up and drink my cup of tea. Grandpa : Ah, now Fre got it! Who's keen missing hi f Kruschen? Jim: Why, you don’t mean to suggest that— Grandpa ; I certainly do. You used to take your “little daily dose,” didn’t you? Jim: Yes, I always took it in my tea before getting up. Grandpa: And lately you haven’t been drinking your tea, and consequently haven’t been taking your Kruschen, and consequently haven’t had “that Kruschen feeling,” and consequently haven’t felt like getting up at a reasonable hour. There never was a clearer case. Jim: I do believe you’re right. Look here, be a saint and rout me out another cup, and I*l.l take my pinch this morning, and never, never leave it off again. Grandpa: Right! And to-morrow you’ll get up singing like a canary bird. Gosh, what a wonderful thing it is to be alive? Kruschen Salts Good Health for a Farthing a Day The ingredients l Kruschen Salts are necessary for healthy life. Your body mu.it of necessity extract these ingredients fre . somewhere, or you could not live. If you led an ideally feealchy life in the open air, with plenty of exercise and no worries, your body woofd extract these six V’tal salts from your food. But the artific.. I life you lead prevents this. ■Hence the need for the “little daily dose" of Kruschen. which, unlike any other saline preparation, is a scientific combination of the six salts your body needs for its properhealth. “As much as will cover sixpence" every morning, tasteless in your breakfast cup of tea, expels all clogging waste matter, purifies and invigorates your blood and sets you til a-tingle with “that Kruschen feel. ing.“ Every chemist sells Kruschen in 2/6 bottles. Get a bottle to-day and begin a new life to-morrow. IT'S THE LITTLE DAIuY DOSE THAT DOES IT! Trade Sunnli#- stocked by FAIRBAIRN. WRIGHT, ft CO., Auckland. We’linefon, Christchurch and Dunedin. K-S. 25/23.