A farmer who had recently bought a vacuum cleaner met a friend of his, and persuaded him to go homo and see it work. ?he farmer said it would clean anything. In front of the house whs a dirty cow. The friend humorously suggested that the cow bo given a doeo of the cleaner. A few days afterwards the friend met the farmer, and said, ''Did you every try your vacuum cleaner on the cow?" "I did," laconically replied the farmer. "What happened?" asked the friend. '-'Milked her dry, begum 1" said the farmer.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3333, 30 January 1918, Page 57
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