Mac : " Gave my wife a cookery-book for Christmas, and -what do you suppose she gave mo?" "Indigestion." " Have yoix begun being good for Christwas yet. Harry?" ''Not yet, Uncle George. I'm "going to besrin to-morrow." "Why not to-day?" "Well, you see, I've got to lick that boy next door, and get a couple of other mean jobs off my hands first."
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Otago Witness, Issue 3327, 19 December 1917, Page 69
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