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Otago Witness, Issue 3292, 18 April 1917, Page 52

"How did you like the show last night?" " Groat. .For the first time I've seen my wife shed tears that I'm not responsible for." , , . The excited customer rushed into the little chemist's shop. " Give me two. pennyworth of ipecacuanha, quick, and charge it up in your bill." "Certainly, sir! Here you are! Whose bill does it go on?" "I iive at the Rhododendrons, Laurel avenue." "Yes, sir. Name." "H. CholmondeleyMarjoribanks." '" Here, take the bloomin* stuff as a sift! Think I'm going to waste ink and paper in writing ipecacuanha, rhododendron, and Cholmondeley-Marjori-banks for twopence?"

DID YOUR CHILD WAKE UP CROSS AND FhVERISH? Look, Mother! If Tongue is Coated, Give California Syrup of Figs To Clean the Bowels. Mother! Your child isn't naturally cross and peevish. See if the tongue, is coated; this is a sure sign that its little stomach, liver, and bowels need attention at once. When listless, pale, feverish, "stuffy" with cold, throat sore; when the child has tainted breath and doesn't eat, sleep, or act naturally, or has stomach-ache or diarrhoea, remember, a gentle liver and bowel cleansing should always be the first treatment given. Nothing equals California Syrup of JJigs "Califig," for children's ills; give a teaspoonful, and in a few hours all the wastematter, sour bile, and fermenting food ologged in the bowels pass out of the system, and you have a healthy and playful ohild again.* All children love this harmless, delicious fruit laxative, and it never fails to affect a good "inside" cleansing. Directions for babies, children of all ages, and grown-ups are plainly on the bottle. Keep it handy in your homo. A littlo given to-day saves a sick child to-morrow, but get the genuine. Ask your chemist for a bottle of "Califig"—-California Syrup of Figs then look and see that it is made by the California Fig Syrup Company. Imitations are sometimes substituted. All chemists sell "Califig"—California Syrup of Figs, in bottles of two sizes, 1» l£d and 3 9d.