A man in khaki, just back from Franco, wont into n restaurant. After glancing over the bill of fare he looked around the room for a waiter. "Yes. sir." said the waiter, sliding over in response to his call, with a glass of water and n napkin. "Tell me, waiter." remarked the soldier, "have yon got frogs' legs?" "No. sir." was the rather unexpected answer; "it is rheumatism that makes me walk like this." Pnnn (to little Ethel!: Po yon know, dear, that bright star above us is bigger than all this earth?" Ethel: "Oh! no. Papa, that can't be." Papa: "But it is. my dear." Ethel: "Then why doesn't it keep off the rain?*' Thcro is only one "NAZOL" that quickly relieves bad colds, troublesome coughs, and sore throats. : "It is put up in red cartons, with the " Xazol" in white. Refuse substitutes.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3277, 3 January 1917, Page 53
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