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The Village Reprobate: "Both the doctor an' the mconistor have prophesied that I wud filj a drunkard's grave; but 111 show them they're wrang." The Visitor; "How splendid of you, Donald! You've made up your mind to be a teetotaler, eh?'' The Village Reprobate: " Na, na; I've jist made up my mind to be cremated." M'Simpson is very fond of his wife—so much so that after a little tiff with her he went about looking very down in the mouth. "Hello, old fellow!" exclaimed Jawkins, on seeing him, " what's worrying you?" "My wife and I had an—an argument the day before yesterday," said M'Simpson, "and something I said offended her so much that she hasn't spoken to me since." " I say," cried Jawkins, with cynical eagerness. " would you mind telling me what vou said?"

leafed by Cuticura ' 'I was troubled with a rash appearing on my arms which turned into small festers and grew larger until they formed into eruptions. They were very itchy and burned terribly. I got very little sleep as the pain was dreadful. They were as big as one shilling and appeared on both arms, one arm had seven eruptions and the other three. "I came across the Cuticura Soap and Ointment advertisement. 1 bought some Cuticura Soap and Ointment and in a month the eruptions had disappeared." (Signed) Miss F. Low, Eastern Creek, N, S. W., October 29, 1915. Free sample each by post with 32-j:>. Skin Book. * (Soap to cleanse and Ointment to heal.) Address post-card: R. Towns & Co., Sydney, N. S. W. Sold throughout the world.

BABY MARKS. Was gradually Losing Weight 36, Moundfield Road, Stamford Hill. July 27th, 1915. Dear Sirs, My baby boy when two months old was gradually decreasing in weight. I was advised to try Virol. Within two or three weelcs I noticed a remarkable change in him. He began to sleep better, steadily put on weight; in fact, the result was striking and far exceeded my expectations. I continued to give him Virol. He is now the bonniest and best developed child you might wish to see. Yours truly, (Signed) F. H. Marks. In Measles and Whooping Cough Virol should be given to children of whatever age. Virol increases their power of resistance and recovery and strengthens them against dangerous after-effects. YIROL, LTD., 152-186, Old Street, E.G.

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Otago Witness, Issue 3275, 20 December 1916, Page 55

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Page 55 Advertisements Column 1 Otago Witness, Issue 3275, 20 December 1916, Page 55

Page 55 Advertisements Column 1 Otago Witness, Issue 3275, 20 December 1916, Page 55