Combining the Two.
Two girls met in a shop, and at once began an absorbing conversation.” “I’m in such a hole,” confessed the one in the purple velvet tammy. “What’s the matter?” asked tho other, whose nink frock clashed beautifully with her red face. “I’m so fond of music, you know, clear,” said tho first, “and vet I feel I ought to take up physical culture. I am getting- soso plump !” she ended with a giggle. “Pooh ! I know a way out of tho difficulty for you.” “Oh, how clover you are!” gushed the sufferer eagerly. “What is it?” “Buy a- concertina!” snapped the pink lady as she moved on.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3215, 27 October 1915, Page 74
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110Combining the Two. Otago Witness, Issue 3215, 27 October 1915, Page 74
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