funeral, grandpa?” “On ’’ snarled the infirm old man, “don’t talk to me about other people's funerals. It’s as much as I shall be able to do to get to my own.” 'John,’’ said the professor’s .wife, “you are getting to bo very forgetful. Do you know you haven't given me a kiss for over a week!” “ Dear me!” replied the professor rousing himself from a consideration of a very difficult and abstruse problem, “ I’ve been kissing somebody all week. Er, who do you suppose it can be, now?”
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Otago Witness, Issue 3101, 20 August 1913, Page 68
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