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Otago Witness, Issue 2921, 9 March 1910, Page 80

•—"Dear," said Mr flenpeok, timidly, r 'l wish you wouldn't call me 'Napoleon' any more." ''Why not?" demanded his wife, explosively. "'Napoleon' is your pet name."—l know, my dear ; but it makes my friends laugh when you call me that. I was thinking you might call me 'Job' all this year.", —lt was'married men's night at the revival meeting. "Let all you husbands who have troubles on your minds stand up!" shouted the ©motional preacher at the height of his spasm. Instantly every man in the church rose to his feet except one. "Ah!" exclaimed the preacher, peering out at this lone sitter, who occupied a chair near the door and apart from the others. "You are one in a. million." "It ain't that," piped back this one, helplessly, as the jest of the congregation turned to, gaza suspiciously at him, "I can't get up. I'm paralysed."

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