A RECIPE FOR LOW SPIRITS.

Otautau Standard and Wallace County Chronicle, Volume VIII, Issue 395, 3 December 1912, Page 7

A RECIPE FOR LOW SPIRITS.

„..-♦. Take an ounce of the seeds of resolution, mixed well with the oil of good conscience, infuse into a large spoonful of the I salts of patience ; distil very carefully J a composing plant called "others' woes," which you will find in every part of the I garden of life, growing under the broad j leaves of disguise; add a small quantity, and it will greatly assist the salts of patience in their operation^ gather a hai.dful of the blossom of hope, then sweeten them properly with the balm of I prudence ; and if you can get any of the I seeds of true friendship, you will then have j the most valuable medicine that can he | administered. But you must be careful to get some of the seeds of true friendship, as there is a seed very much like it called "self-interest," which will spoil the whole composition. Make the ingredients imto pills, and take one night and morning, and j the cure will be effected. — " Great | Thoughts."