WIT AND HUMOUR

Opunake Times, 21 February 1933, Page 1

WIT AND HUMOUR

“I must have £SO by to-night or I'll shoot myself! Can you help me?” “Sorry, I haven’t a gun,” • « « 4 “Mrs. Smith is simply mad on the subject of germs, and sterilises or filters' everything in the house!” “How does she get along with her husband?” “Oh, even their relations a”e strained.” ■ « a » “1 hear that the people who have taken the Manuk are frightful swells.” “Yes. They’re the sort of people whose family tree goes right hack to the time when they lived in it.” » » » • Pat had returned from a visit to the United States. “Did you meet with much hospitality in America,” he was asked. “Sure,” was the reply. “I was in hospital nearly all the time.” f i ft « « Old Gentleman: “My little man, you mustn’t say, ‘I ain’t goin’,’ You must say, ‘I am not going’, ‘He is uot going,’ ‘We are not going,’ ‘They are uot going.’ ” Tommy: “Ain’t nobody not going f