QUIT ADVERTISING WHEN—
When the grasshopper ceases to hop And the cow auits bawling. When the fish no longer flop And the baby stops squalling. When the dunner no longer duns And the hoot owl quits hooting, When the rivers ever cease to run And the burglar stops his looting. When the vine no longer twines And the skylark stops his larking, When the sun no longer shines And young men quit sparking, When the heavens do drop • And the old maids stop advising, Then—it is time to shut up shep And quit your advertislug.
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Ohinemuri Gazette, Volume XXX, Issue 4060, 29 December 1919, Page 4
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95Page 4 Advertisements Column 3 Ohinemuri Gazette, Volume XXX, Issue 4060, 29 December 1919, Page 4
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