DOCS WORTH HAVING.

Ohinemuri Gazette, Volume XXIX, Issue 3942, 10 July 1918, Page 4

DOCS WORTH HAVING.

The talk was about dogs. "Oh," said Jones, "I had a dog, an 4 was taking a near cut when I missed the animal, and on going back I found him staring at a notice board bearing ;: the words, 'All do<.?s found here will |^Jbe shot.' And come he would not." yes, that's good, but what «bout'■Joh.nson's - 4>ijjißßer-^r? One night : Ms house ca'lTght fi-v <?> •^vij^vas confu- . sionj old Johnson-and iij^vife flew for his children and bundled them'out sharp. Alas! one was left behind, but up jumped the dog, rushed in, and soon reappeared with the cKM"; deposited it on the lawn. All were out now, but in rushed the dog again. •What he was after no one knew. Preaentlf the noble animal reappeared, scorched and burnt, but what do you think?"

"Give it up," came from the listeners. "Why, with the fire policy wrapped up in a damp towel, gentlemen." He who reforms himself has done moTe towards reforming: the public than a crowd of noisy, impotent patriots.