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Otago Daily Times, Issue 19199, 16 June 1924, Page 10

A famous actor who repeatedly made farewell appearances announced another final tour. "What will you play?” asked a friend. “Something of Shakespeare,” said the actor. “‘ A Inch Adieu About Nothing,’ 1 suppose?” said the friend. The artist was proud of his latest canvas; it was a futuristic painting, supposed to represent a Dutch landscape, lie made arrangements to exhibit it in the art museum, and beneath it hung a printed notice bearing the words; “Do not touch with cane or umbrella." When he went back to secure the return of his painting, he found that an appreciative small boy added to the sign the following postscript: “Take an axe.” Two girls were engaged in conversation in the street. Said the first: “Tom tried to kiss mo last night, and I wouldn’t let him.” “Did it make him angry?” her companion asked. “It did. He said ho wished ho had called on you.” When your throat is affected by damp weather, take “ NAZOL ”on sugar. Removes huskiness and prevents serious trouble. Sixty doses Is 6a.—Advt.