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TANTALISING EXPERIENCES.

Some very curious answers would doubtless be received by an enterprising editor who should offir a prizs for " tho moat tantalising experience" sent in by hiß subscribers. _ . It is at least open to argument whether it is worse to have a good dinner served and no appetite, or to have a magnificent appetite and no dinner forthcoming. In America quite recently some 30,000 people had assembled to see an inter-university football match. The teams were well matched, and a tcost exciting game ensued. Among the roadside assembly were a large and varied collection of beggars, soms blind, some deaf and dumb, and some crippled. The crowd bad pnssad inside the enclosure, and the shouts of the olub partieans gradually became too much for the deaf aud dumb, who scaled the fence abd added their plaudits to those of the spectators.; this tantalised the I cripples to snch au extent that they discarded their crutches and climbed alongside of their comrades, and then might have been seen the edifying spectacle often " blind " beggars with one eye each glued to the cracks in the fence! But even this instance gives way before the ! following " tantaliser" : —A passenger in an j English express traia—no other occupints— I two hours before the next stoppag,;—a packet i of Indian Chief Cigarettes—no''mitches, and i an inaccessible bright light in tbe lamp over- | head.

j — Steel has been used for shipbuilding only | about SO years ; yet it is estimated tbat 96 per I cent, of the vessels launched at the present day j are built of it. | two's Fruit Salt.—" I travel by rail between j twenty and thirty thousand miles each year, and I in my opinion there is no, mode of travelling ,so debilitating to tbe human system as that. For a loDg time I suffered from nervousness, sluggish | liver, indigestion, flatulence, and most of the ail- . ments common to those who travel a great deal. ' After trying many, and all more or less worthless, , remedies. I was induced to try your FRUIT SALT

. and since doing so (nine months ago) I may indeed ,i Bay I am a new man, and now I never consider ,'! my portmanteau packed unless there is a bottle of j ENO'S FRUIT SALT in it. I think it right to recommend it in every way—hence this letter— for I am sure it needs but to be tried, and no traveller would think of being without so great a friend in all cases of need. I enclose my card, and am faithfully yours, Truth, the Trossachs Hotel, Lake Kabune. Callander. N. 8., 27th June 1883." CAUTION.—LegaI rights aro protected in every civilised country. Examine each bottle and see the Capsule is Marked "ENO'S FRUIT SALT." Without it you have been imposed on by worth ess imitations Sold by aU Chemists.—fAirvT.]

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Otago Daily Times, Issue 10599, 20 February 1896, Page 5

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TANTALISING EXPERIENCES. Otago Daily Times, Issue 10599, 20 February 1896, Page 5

TANTALISING EXPERIENCES. Otago Daily Times, Issue 10599, 20 February 1896, Page 5