FUN AMD FANCY.

Oamaru Mail, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 10592, 22 October 1910, Page 4 (Supplement)

FUN AMD FANCY.

1812—What is a sullni-riur A being who has <v;i.m<l id !»• and is no gentleman. Bach: I suppose, nlil man. yni .still thinks she's inairail a m Benedict: No, a tnasnrv! Little Uov: I wain a >}><■<■ «\ oil. Druggist: Do yon wain i!, you can't taste? I.i; 11<■ Hay (a to get even): No, mi 1 ; ii'.shirut . Wife: What made ihii«l« hand: 1 met Jinks: Wile: W.II, no reason why you hniild In 1 ai late getting home lor >u|ijirr. hand: 1 know, bill I a.|;,'l iam !i and the fool insisted on filling ni She: You are always the fashions. Now, imni-tly. '1 think you would know i In- la'.' 1 -: 1 in hats if von were in i-nM' ; liner's? He: C.'crtaiah. She: He (ruefully): By lookiii: a: d^ "Say, paw," o,m i i> ■«' I'lll ■ - >.\l Snodgrass, "what'* a v.--i riertost case, my .son," i> p!" ' ; ' l! " senr., ,"is a case linn:;.':', i" " ! decide whether l lien V ■ i">::Ji ;:; justify the lawyers v, oiloia: up ■ cases." An active, but illu> i-;n.■ i::--'-' a certain club was rni• ■! in.-d ai '■- committee meeting that d |r "'■'' had decided to give him an !:"i'" ; for his assistance. " Thank V«i, r : men, for your kindm ■■." •- :l ''' l:l '■ it's of no use to me. I i |:l ">' "' play it." An old Scolelimaa »:'- l! '" ] with blindness if li" did im.i -f drinking. "Now, .U'Tnn.di, ■■'•}■ doctor, "it's like lid : ynu've <>'< stop the whisky or b. :; yaur <?-* and you must clan,.-•■." _"•>;•

doctor," eaitl iM'Tnvi li. \'l 111 iniin lion, an' \y;is tiiinkin' M'j 11 ' aboot everything wuiih seem ■ "What I" shouted iin; I 11 1"'""! restaurant. "Seven i"; penoo for coffee and a i"ll 1! ':. It's outrageous. I wmi'i l ,: '. v ,lyou will," calmly ;inik.lll k<"l ttprietor. "My wile wrnl ml" >'£ linery shop yesterday ;•»»*. J"* shillings for some wire 1 with two feet ol' luce si ltd rose. Now you see l»»»- u J'°uP" A good golfing rounds concerning :i |" 1!1 1 . playing very badly. and j finally broke down "" ~' ■ ball six yards beyond tin' you tell we bow I /"in game?" lie asked liis known local "character.; plied the caddy, lv " rr!JV|, ''\' could only drive as far and putt as for as ye ,:i " '' be no sae bad." . -n A chauffeur who ,it to the garage after lakxe.;'' " examination to determine hi--be licensed, was asked »y • . worker what the question; 'j.y of them was about iii«* . horse," he replied. " Mi'■> ;! M \' j I would do if I j rs j which showed signs <>t '"'j 11 '"' '|,; s ! the car, and its driver a to me."."What's tin 1 '.(.it a bystander. "Oil. ' 1:1 ( '<| right," the chauffeur re lil".'I il ".' 'em I'd stop the car. is>Hy_ ' hide .the pieces in the e pt . A newly-made nm}£'- s j, ri V!', 'lliwiw absorbed in a t<) Raising his keen •'.V* - , man who stood I K, t^ I ''■. *\ v j, a t * award of justice: man "charged with!' ..ius." worship. He's got three ~| ||lVS mi new justice rested lus <• . desk and placed his ,ii'i "Officer," lie said % "what is the use ol all t „ t ;,,> I all these evening nical classes, an' what n" • member, in any future ; a-man' who ha,s married jjjgoiK not committed bigotry, try. Proceed." -