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Oamaru Mail, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 10580, 8 October 1910, Page 4 (Supplement)

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"What is lovu:-"sk>iisfai he answered, "is a brawl that makes » mini ™U ■ his little tootsy-wootsy. Old Bullion: AYliat: I mnrrv my daughter / •* schoolgirl .vol. Smmr: \ came early In avoid tlio r»j Said lie: J. have mMf tor in elocution to town talk. Said slio: What yoiin one to teach .you ivbt t« s Visitor: My! \U"t ;> How much docs h;' }'">'< Mother: 1 really <!"» l' hasn't been woidied >" m ,■ He, at the cud of a f My word il was a moiiA' word, I never saw siir i. » life! She: I don i l »' !l <" 1 didl ~ Little Willie : Say, pa,« mist? Pn: A jH-ssiiiii-'-i. n man who derives most « from his efforts tn H«>» '"« others.' , ... , "A well-behaved 111 I.' ll The Fond Mother: comes by it natural. m» always got liis sentence w to good behaviour. First Matron: U*. «!> * reputation of home 'l"> u j Second Matron: H', » doesn't make the • k,l " lllt between the sexes. , Clara: Jack i"t'' l|,,s ," ' own way when « L ' •'"' L V v( mamma: Then why "V, marry liini. Clara: l»" ■ of a false itnpres,ion. . "Mr Crimes.'' i."!' < ' vestryman. "»" )'ii<i "" collection befoiv j'>e se | ing." "Indeed."' ' U T'. preach on Hie mil'l'-'-i . Filipino (readiu;' Mr Hj; r proper mannp'im'ut o -. did'! There's nI about empire! A" l ' ' 'picked it all up .If" 111 % , Magistrate: o": *■■ y vorco because ><.'". r " y nll long series ol Hi-'" 1 - ■ !jt. \Vouhl-be Hi-rro :. Honor; but you nut.nl ". from room where | > .being played), on. , i(I tured the "booby. ■ dear-daughter, eoine . 0f A yOU; - t ~.|..t <t» W American IcKim in mathematics'. , age George \\ •'-"'"'.-. v(# Pupil: Yes, sir: ami , s , ; President of the I ' "■■ Harry: o*. I '"> •• inl 'mother and my lll; " ~„. [h Bora: I'm sorry to • ■wiv? »"«' :;;'i^i •your.'parents w'i p l M |y s* '.generosity to then <' , ■-Nice oid me-if the lady "''"• v()ll r! Page' every »«' • „„„1 L.want to l-II I"' " ,A ir 'joyed readinj.'. »7, '\„rM' .Evening J!<"" - J." '' rr tl» Boy: That's lon- » •.„_ pink shirt, snu'ij 1 " , r { \ e W ol U- ~,,,( t secretary inl"'-' lls " vi ii„,i l>f erecting the new ■ „ .penned because '"" V( „ v , 1 become csli:ni?=to<i. -r(,,iirl--all" put our boa" s l ,;|pqua" able'to provide an that materia.. jtlli m ir-Bisbop T.i.vl»r-ftm'« llt | f m on 'charity, t <>M '" ' !, (Junk' one day relating w,,,, ,„,t deep * ~,ll* him/' "'IIS .le I- fr j ( >,|(, remark. "} '■«' -v t rip> l Quaker, ''th^'; 1 did'st feci lor I > thou feel if. the pocket ? "