"Ah, Professor, do you not think my daughter's voice- heavenly?" "Yees, madam; she should have gone to zat be-utiful place evare so long ago." "I'll just take this town by storm," said the cyclone as it jumped on a Dakota village, and commenced to pull up everything by the roots, from a " Keep off the grass sign " to a four-storey hotel. " John," said the broker's wife, "the. paper says the ' Stock Market Staggers.' What makes it stagger?" "Because," returned John, ruefully, "nearly all of the stocks have taken a drop too much."
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Oamaru Mail, Volume XVI, Issue 5084, 21 September 1891, Page 2
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92Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 Oamaru Mail, Volume XVI, Issue 5084, 21 September 1891, Page 2
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