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Two students tins a hated professor's bell at midnight. He pats his bead oat of the window and wants to know what's npu "One of yonr windows is wide open." Which V' exclaimed the startled profenor. " The one yoa are looking oat of." A boy " oat at the elbows " was asked the eanse, and replied, " I laughed in my •Jeeves until I barst them." "Why is It, if yoa'please," asked the traveller of his Lowland guide, " that the Highland miles are so much longer than yonr Lowland ones]" *'Ah," was the aaswer, "shast pec >use te qaility be no ne good, so'* they hafe to pf petter meaaure 1" '
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Oamaru Mail, Volume X, Issue 4096, 28 December 1887, Page 4
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110ITEMS. Oamaru Mail, Volume X, Issue 4096, 28 December 1887, Page 4
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