The Critic

NZ Truth, Issue 1103, 20 January 1927, Page 1

The Critic

'^\-'Wn6^c»Ti Undaunted''H'rave" tKe' v | ' ' |" ;.Critic!s raflis,. „,••.J'': : |: or 7 note 'unmovedl.his mention i . 5 :'7!h\the- Cr|ti6's' page; ' I = Parade his .error's m, the public I i '-' eye,' ■••...'.■;.' - ;T '■' ■ '.'■ '.'; = | And Mother Grundy's rage s | defy: '■'■.'■=■' , 'iiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiitniiiiiiioiiiiiiii,,,,,,! C HOWMIGRATION! jyjOST men like "counter" attractions. ■ '*; * * ■ ■ THOSE' pneumatic road drills give everyone a thumping time. *. * ■ * ■ , - -. VJ^ITH Christmas gone, most of us ars - m for a dry spell. .-.-__-■». -* COME are born divorcees, others ask for it, but a goodly number have it thrust upon them. IT'S a pdor carpenter'who cannot draw his screw! . _ * * , * ■ ■ THESE hammer throwers pitch it pretty strong sometimes. . ' » •*'.■ ■'.'•'■ W/E have to take a pot shot before . six o'clock-this hot weather. ■...'.#.. ■ * .' . * MASSEURS pull some queer faces at lv times. • *„ * * THERE'S no place like Home. That's why Sir James Parr went there. .- ■.*-. # ■" m "pTAKE life, on the running jump," says Mussolini. So do his antagonists. " ■ • ' *...'•■ «.- V|j7HEN the modern girl says she has nothing to wear, she puts it on and is happy; * - * ' ' ■; *.

\]f/ORKINGT these pneumatic drills must be a "rattling" good jobl .. *',' # - '* : A MAN has comnlitted suicide by exploding a stick of gelignite on. his head and blowing it off. He. must have quite lost his head to do such a thing! # . '.;*"■■■ ' # "PARS converted," says an adverr tisement. It would be ,a good idea to start converting some of the drivers first. 7 .# # » ) "WHAT is the highest form: of am- .'■■ mal life?" was a question on a recent school examination paper. Well, the giraffe is rather tall. •'' *'' 'T. * . #,"' ' THE only lines harder than train lines <are marriage lines. »' . * r •••■#''■ ■ •'". - .7. * - '■ .*-■'. •-■■■ * ;.- ■' ■ ■ TN. Aberdeen an art exhibition recently was": attended by a record crowd. Of course, it was cheaper than the movies. ".--■."« ■•■■'■* *.- .'■'' - * - I IKE good news from home is the 'an- "'• nouncement that silk stockings will soon be sold m anew.shade called. "bark."- 'The Charlieston diancers will need them for their shins. ; ■ *:-'■■■ ■*■-.• '■.■,•'■*'. .' •• \ DEPbRTED that cats are most particiilar m the care of their skin. We have always associated them with vanishlng cream;TT / " •'■ y ■*: '■■■■ -.*'■'?. "■•' * - •''"■■ ■■ ■■ WERIIiY," it" is" easy to believe that v there is no change m woman's .fashions after hajiding.the wife a ten-, ncr for a new frock. ■ -. ■*' ■■" * * LIQW many flappers who go out m *■* flivvers come floppers! '