Come Right In

NZ Truth, Issue 1029, 15 August 1925, Page 1

Come Right In

Come right m, Cousin Jonathan \' . \ Give me your hat . . . and say, > There's something on the sideboard, So step around that. way. Let politeness go tcr blazes., Say not "wjien,*' but "whop it m!" [We can understand your feelings. )•..-. - . .. . Bottoms up, my son! Chin'.piiin! vWe.'ve a mighty lot to show you, y / ;: Mr. Coates is just a swell; , 'And the wisdom of the ages . t • ' • Sits- on our Sir Francis Bell! And the Mayor has shone his seals up, ■ And the police have shut one eye, Even Mr. Bates may work it That the Parks will all be dry. "Let us learn and please m learning" Is New Zealand's attitude, ■•..>. So we've got a ton of 1 salt m • Should you feel m talking mood. And the boys have all been saving, And the footrail's polished bright; And the girls are trimmed regardless And Mrs. Grundy 'si out of sight ! * ■'.'•■ ■ ■ So buck m and chew the flesh-plots, v In the good New Zealand way, ;. ;■ And we'll be pleased if you are pleased With your Southern holiday ! • ■■■■■. . — C.H.O. a-- '■"■"■■■■"■' »■■■■■■„.■■■ ■■■■■. ...■...■...,..■..,.«......,.,.,....•.■■....■■.•..■■■.....,....■,..«..,... ...■■■^