THE TWO VERSIONS.

NZ Truth, Issue 868, 15 July 1922, Page 8

THE TWO VERSIONS.

Jones (m the golf club smokingroom, describing an unusual triumph): Yes, to start -with everything was m Smith's favor. Rub of the green against me, though I was playing a top-hole game. Four down and five to go! And then I finished absolutely like a tiger; won all the last five holes, and took the beggar's money, begad 1

Smith (simultaneously In the dress-ing-room) : I had Jones boiled to a rag. Four up, I was, and five to go; But then — the bounder's flukes! Never m all my life have I seen anything like it sOanno is off .bunkers, topped approaches, blind putts — all trickling d,own. To make it worse, the bumptious idiot fairly talked me out of it at the end. — "London Morning Post."