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In J he «y Porter: "My eye, mlater, 'ow ~£f J" d ,, l ake you to Krow them whiskers?" Allen (mildly): "I no delL I goo to de station, I vuit for de train, and de viskera grow." The customer romarked upon the shopwalker's manner, whereat the assistant whispered that it was believed the man was at times not quite right head - At *** moment the%hoS--5£™ B Z*W ro < v****u **** and, with a fierce glare at the assistant, said: "Has madame been served?" The actress who was.all nerves, gave a little cry of alarm, and bounced out of the shop. "You see. s r what's the matter," said the £. j£ft"V tt P° lo | eUca »y. "she's not quite JJht m her head." The explanation

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NZ Truth, Issue 580, 29 July 1916, Page 12

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Untitled NZ Truth, Issue 580, 29 July 1916, Page 12

Untitled NZ Truth, Issue 580, 29 July 1916, Page 12