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NZ Truth, Issue 579, 22 July 1916, Page 1

They havo a groat way of conveying resolutions In ChrlHtchurch. The other ! day Blßhop Julius, at a meeting In tho ; Squnre. moved one of the usual antl- i Bung resolutions. Mayor HoUand, an chairman of ihi; outburHt, called for tho ; "ayo»" and declared th« motion car-s rled without cnlllnfffor the "noes." Korgetful of him, wasn't It? Ho was a Tuntnakl farmer, fresh '. Jn from Plir(f»viH«3 and he k;iw th«t \ \ t'logant car which carrlo« no number !al tho rear. (!a;'.!ny at the crown I which Ik tlx- symbol of a tut Bulary, Ihe exclainu'd, "Utn! That Lrudo-murk I busincjjfl might bo all right In WoUini?---i ton, but 'cd 'ftvo t* show 'la number if ;hv wux In New Plymouth, I'm on tho ! Hoad Howard an' I'd ace that 'o didn't { I conit* that bluff In I'lirßtrvlllii Cowuty." j ! "Whot la this 'our 'flea-bottoray* 'at Ah 'our 'cm tulkin* abowt, Klol?" n«kwl i : Mr». Dubuluy of her prolocutor. "Whol, ; '; do.in't 'a knoa 'at Jfw v way 'at themu ', our docturn 'ay« ov gwltln' blood out ' : ov p»opul wl' them dam' lnseeku at ; i ought ta bo cracked. Anyway, H'n not '■■ v lit mibjoo' fcr tbw ta bo talkln' abowt. ' I Whol doan't '© rt-aud some work* on ; hnmbcrdcxtrlty an' thca thoo wouldn't i jbo tmkla' mo such Ignorance quo*- -. 1 uormr I