A woman entered a police station In Holland and asked the officer In charge to imve the canals dragged. "My husband has been threatening, for some time, to drown himself," sha .explained, "ami he'a been missing for two day«." "Anything peculiar about him by which ho cun be recognised?" asked tho officer, preparing to nil out a description blank. For several moment* tho woman seemed to bo searching hor memory. Suddenly her face brightened. "Why yes. Sir. Ho'a deaf." OVERHEARD IN A TRAM CAR. A leudlnff chemist of Cuba-street, Wellington, was overheard to sny that "the germioldal properties of Flueussol make it a suitable safeguard against the spread of Infantile Paralysis." Each morning gargle a teaspoonful of Fluenzol (1/0 and 2/fl) while lying down on the back, and thus Irrigate the nasal cavity and throat. •
DR. PARKER'S GREAT INDIAN RHEUMATIC REMEDY ACUTE RHEUMATIBM CURED WONDERFUL RECOVERY TO HEALTH AND STRENGTH North Bydn«y.-~Dftar Sir: J suffered terrlbl«3 agony from l*r|« Acid poixon> JnK. »H jotuU wot'u Hwoilon. stiffened nnd lullumctl and wyro becoming <llm-toru-d, my hwid itched Inet'jwnritly, I xufffrud from dry r«?tc.liiti«r. DR PAUKKIVS KKMi:i>Y ftclod like a chtinn. ! urn frtns fr»ni iwiln. my akin m elwir and npprtiu> good. J shnll r<iwmnw'ml your treatment i" otlu-r nuffcrori*. (Nanto In t'mnphlot,) Hond s'<J lu-duy and tmulkiiut will l>« forwnrded V»y roi\:rn, or write for Fi-o« BOOK (|>o»l«ge 3d) to $•', I'AHKKrt, Specialist for HhoumnUwm. 3 Haw»onplcic«, Railway, 6VDXEY. D«pt \Y. 7.
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NZ Truth, Issue 569, 13 May 1916, Page 2
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240Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 NZ Truth, Issue 569, 13 May 1916, Page 2
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