CHAP-ANDER.

NZ Truth, Issue 406, 5 April 1913, Page 6

CHAP-ANDER.

Missioners All The Way-ffrem America;

Religion's the racket, a nice surprise V packet, : This pair have proved to the Wowsers; They're after the "hoot," of all evil the root, What can you say to this now, sirs? When J. Wilbur Chapman, who gives not a rap man, Commences to drawl through his beak, Methody thumpers and other mugwumpers ' ■ ' | Regard him as just a strange freak.

And there's Alexander, as gay' as a gander, : . - * When up on the roost he is perched, With his quaint little ditties, it's a thousand pities For holiness he is not searched; He's a 'cute little hummer, talks just like ■ a drummer. But on a good wicket he is now; His wife lias got boodle, Charlie's no noodle, Though you'd think it by his awful row.